One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer’s office.
Apparently, they are there to file a divorce.Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story…. This couple had been quarreling all their…
Papa it’s raining!!
One old man was sitting with his 25 yr old son in the train.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”.
Old man smile and…
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what they would like God to do for them…
At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.
Her husband, who had just walked in saw her crying and asked her: What happened?
She answered “Read this. It’s one of my student’s essay”
“Oh God, tonight I ask you…
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.
So, he goes over to the dog and notices’ it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.”
The dog has money in its…
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.
As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, “I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother. But I only have…