Posts Tagged ‘Money’

Life and A cup of Coffee !

Life and A cup of Coffee !

Group of alumni, highly  established in their careers, got together to visit their old university  lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work life   

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and  returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain,  plastic, glass, some plain looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling  them to help themselves to hot…

The dog is walking down the street!

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.

So, he goes over to the dog and notices’ it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.”

The dog has money in its…

Complex problems do have a solution

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer’s beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer’s debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So…

Red rose for my mother!

A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.

As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, “I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother. But I only have…

KNOW Your Value….!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.   In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this Rupee 500 note?”

Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this.” He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, “Who still wants it?”

Still the hands…