The dog is walking down the street!

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.

So, he goes over to the dog and notices’ it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.”

The dog has money in its…

Thought That Matters

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato

garden, but it was very hard work. :cry:

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man

wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation. :-(

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able